To celebrate April Fool’s Day, Fleshlight is adding a free Mr. Limpy to every order that is $50 or more. What is a Mr. Limpy? Basically it’s a limp, stretchy dildo that’s intended to be used as a prank. Quoting directly from Fleshlight:
Put it in your friend’s drink, pack some extra heat in your pants, or just swing it around like a helicopter blade. Whatever fun you choose to have with ‘ole Mr. Limpy is up to you!
I’m going to be blunt and say that I don’t understand why anyone purchasing a Fleshlight would want a limp dildo to “swing around like a helicopter blade.” Do guys really do this?